3.06.2008

Precious Come Back: The Long Winding Road to Malibu

Sadly, Precious' downward spiral has not come to an end (unfortunate, because we've already started paying for the perfect Malibu rehab center). Precious was spotted AGAIN somewhere between Tavern on Rush and the Gold Coast Jewel Osco. As we can all clearly see (->), she's warming cleavage for some unnamed Viagra Vixen. Mama W. is beside herself - that luxurious fur should be warming her bosom during these last cold days of winter. If anyone spots a seersucker-ed lady roaming the streets of Chicago - grab her and pull the kitty from that cleav!