2.15.2008

This Just In: Precious Spotted on Rush & Oak

Apparently, Precious was spotted last night in the Viagra Triangle (not far from Mama Witz's table at Tavern on Rush). I found this picture on Match.com and am getting too worried for words. Seeing Precious with beer indicates to me just how dire her situation is (as all of her close friends know, she is a self-proclaimed "dirty martini girl"). I'm also extremely concerned about her red feather hat? She NEVER leaves the house without it.
If anyone has more information, please send on - we need to track this kitty down.