This just in: Precious found 'raising the roof' somewhere between Bar Chicago and Mothers. I have no idea who is fondling her from the nether regions, but it's highly disturbing - and sick. (Hey Arm with cheap black hair tie thing, Mama Witz is already on the phone to the authorities.) As we can all see - Precious' luxurious coat fur hasn't been tended to in weeks - and still no hat.
Her nose is also looking a bit too pinkish...
