My husband and I are lucky enough to be the proud parents of two crazy dogs - Bogie (pug) and Maggie (Shih Tzu). I'm sure I'll write a ton about them, so they needed to be introduced. My husband and I would sum them up in the same ways (imagine in cartoon form): Maggie would be a ninja with many scrolls outlining the destruction of all Pugs and Bogie would be a beached whale dreaming of nothing but hotdogs, ribs, cheese fries, pizza and wings (all varietals).